Saturday 27 February 2016

Sheepish or Horny? Rhipsalis, Win a shilling, Pause for Santa Claus, seed grown succulents and late season Melianthus.

Sheepish or Horny?
It has been one of those fabulous  days  which start with  a frosty morning and  follow with  a whole day of sunshine. It has been cold  but thoroughly enjoyable  when working  outdoors.  We seem to have had far too few of these  days this winter. It is almost instinctive to go for the camera on mornings like this, you can't  help but want to take pictures. It was my day at the pottery  today so here are some pottery  themed  pictures.




The sheep have been herded  out onto pastures new since  when they were  put in the paddock only to find  the real sheep  took agin 'em and hoiked 'em over with their horns.
The terracotta sheep were made by pottery owner Jim Keeling at the pottery and fired in the  anagama kiln at Wytham Wood, Oxford. This is a wood fired kiln which gives variation of colour  due to the different amounts of oxygen getting to the pieces and also the glaze caused by the wood ash passing through the kiln.   



Mmm, very nice hairdo.



Did no one ever tell ewe, sticking  two croissants on your head is not a cool look. 




Alice  looking a bit frosty but at least she has her football rattle to  warm herself up with..




Here is the Cheshire cat grinning just like er, well....  a Cheshire cat but all the more demonic for the frost spiked face.



Yep, a daffodil



At first glance this is one of those tricky pictures where you are not sure whether the shadows are on the convex or the concave surfaces.  The whole face is about three and a half  inches  across, that's about nine centimetres.

Those of you who have been to the pottery you will know that the courtyard floor is  patterned with  odd bits  of paving and curious pieces  of  old pottery. I was cleaning between some bricks when this face started to emerge from the soil and stones. It was slightly sinister.  Fortunately there was no one around  to hear because I felt I had to say hello to him or her to break some sort of spell. . 





One way to  help reduce damage  by snails and mice in the garden  is to not offer them  a perfectly snug home like this which was  directly under  a large plant pot.
 A square  of bricks has been used to raise the  pot and inadvertently  provide winter protection  to group of some thirty snails. Another two pots  revealed over a hundred  snails hibernating  and  quietly waiting until things warmed up  so that they could just nip out to snack on the fresh shoots of spring and start their seasonal ravaging.
   If there are just one or two snails I have no qualms  about squashing them underfoot  but  more than that and  I start to get squeamish and I can't bring myself to  kill them so these got carted off as far as I could take them.



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Rhipsalis pilocarpa


This plant is a real treat in the middle of winter. It flowered over Christmas in the greenhouse and it obviously knew what it was doing because it has  a distinctly Christmas character with the flowers hanging down like stilled snowflakes 

Take a look at Mark Preston's ( British Cactus and Succulent Society) piece on the Rhipsalis  here to find out more about this Brazilian cactus.
I grow it in glasshouse with the thermostat set at 12 C  but that is only near the heater, further  away the temperature drops  off by a few degrees. I keep it quite dry during the winter. 
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Win a shilling!
What do you think this is? It's not poorly jelly fish or  a sci- fi book cover, it is not the Mississippi delta shining like a national guitar, its not running paint, its not modern art and it is  not ceramic,  hey, who said it's gorilla snot?  Answer at the bottom of the page.






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Glazed over.



 I could not resist  a picture of this trolley load of brightly coloured, glazed pots fresh out of the kiln and still warm at the pottery. They started off  as part of that muddy pile of clay  behind them! 
  


 I did not click the 'Impressionist' button on photoshop for this.( but I did get my own reflection in it - very bad technique.) 

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A pause for Santa Clause

We have  strayed  quite a way from the garden path  in  this issue but  I felt sad for this little fellow. My mom, long since gone,  gawd bless 'er, made this Santa some twenty  five or more years ago for the kids  and  he finally bit the dust this year. Not only did he bite the dust he became it. His salty  dough body finally gave out. It's sad, the other stuff in the loft will surely miss him.
( I wonder if he would have lasted longer if he had eaten less spaghetti?)







While we are on Christmas -  when I went to  put tree  away  I was startled to find  a Cyberman lurking in the box.   He'll definitely find it lonely in the loft.

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Soil prep and big planting project






Part of  a large planting scheme I am involved  with requires  adding a  large quantity of  organic matter. Here the girls can be seen  practising synchronised shovelling.




Shovelling took too long so here Barney delves into the  fiery bowels of  a huge heap of composted  bark to load the barrows with a  mini-digger. 

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Meanwhile back in the greenhouse .....

Last year after the flowers  of the Echeveria had faded  I collected the dried  stems  with their shrivelled flower heads and they laid on a tray for several months  until during a tidy up I thought  I would  just see if I could grow them from seed. Just after Christamas and with no great expectations I scattered  the  seeds of  several varieties  onto a seed tray of   J.I compost covered  with a layer of  Perlite. Within a coup,e of weeks  they had  germinated like so much cress. I had sowed far too many so I pricked out the few you  see  below and threw away the remaining hundreds. I was very surprised how readily they germinated, I guess as they are plants from relatively  arid regions if you give them some warmth  and some water  they are ready to race away  and boy did they go. 


Flowerts of an Echeveria  species. ( The spotted leaves are not an Echeveria.)



I pricked out three seedlings  per pot. ( Should have done just one)  Each seedling was tiny with tiny leaves and it was  barely possible to get hold of them. As soon as I started watering them they shot away You can tell the two rows I gave more water to by way of an experiment, they have grown much bigger. 




A similar tale with this Aeonium tabuliforme

The plant usually grows  for a few years, produces  a tall head of yellow flowers and then dies (i.e. Monocarpic- having only one setting of seeds) . Mine produced no offsets  so I thought I would try seeds and hey presto they germinated within  ten days or so.  This is in January, mid winter. They were in a greenhouse run at 12C. 
 There is some cultural information here .


Aeonium tabuliforme before  flowering. Because it is shot from directly above you can't tell but it is as flat as a pancake.


My dead  Aeonium tabuliforme with cut down  withered flower spike. 



The compost is  a soil based type  with a layer of perlite on top. I sowed onto the perlite then watered the pot to wash the seeds into the perlite. I have blown away some of the perlite to better show the seedlings

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Persistent Melianthus.




This picture was taken in late February. The Melianthus major plant, grown in a large  pot, has remained green and  healthy due to the mild winter and has obviously had enough warmth to keep growing gradually and produce the  beginnings of a flower head. In the last two or three  days the cold  nights have meant it has started to look very straggly so it is time to cut it back. The cold weather has  darkened  the stems with a deep  red and  also  edged some of the leaves the same colour. If it kept  those  red tints in the summer it would be an even more dramatic plant. 
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Answer to the mystery picture, It was some splashes along the side of my already dirty white van. 
If you guessed  correctly  then exceptionaly hearty congratulations are due to you  but,  sorry,  I was only kidding about the shilling

Saturday 6 February 2016

Shear joy, Getting a grip, Weeping elephant statue, strapping woman and gelatinous ear'oles


She. Where've ya bin? 

Me. Well, you know how it is.

She. Don't you realise it was May when you last posted anything? 

Me. Yep. Sorry.

She. What about the people who hang on you every word and look forward to reading your stuff?

Me. Well it has been a very busy time  and you  know how it is when you come in at the  end of a day's work, you're a bit short of energy. Even more so in the winter -  you just nod off.

She. That's not really good enough, is it?

Me. I have explained to the readers and they are okay with it,  

She. Are they now?

Me. Yes, they have  been very understanding -  both of them! 

She. Well you better get on with something now.  

Me. Okay.

New posts announced on twitter @pwhorticulture

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 Shear Joy


I have posted some pictures of  this  topiary before  but the guy who clipped it came to me , very proudly , saying that it was freshly  cut  and I should get some pictures. Unfortunately it was  a day of very bright sunshine  and very difficult to get good pictures. Anyway here are the pictures and here is the plug I promised you  a long time ago now Chris, sorry. If any one would  like  to use the finely honed clipping skills of Chris  and his able assistant then contact them at info@beechwood-landscapes.co.uk    







Does this make you think three friends coming home late from the pub?


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Get a grip

I don't know if you are a Formula One fan but if you are you will know  that there was  some  hoo haa last season  about the tyres  ( I actually spelled that tires at first and didn't  notice  - tut tut) well I have found something that should do the trick. They are bound to last the whole 65 laps and if it rains, well, you are not going to worry, skidding won't be a problem
Here it is the Pirelli Slick Sure Grip................... 


....and here is a failed prototype!......


.......you won't get this delaminating!

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A bit edgy 
There seems to be a mechanical theme developing here. 
I was at  Canwell Show in August last year  and there was an exhibition of old garden machinery.
Any  ornamental gardener will  tell you that one of the most  time consuming and frustrating jobs is keeping the edge of the lawn looking tidy. If you  are  a bit nifty with  a strimmer you can trim  the grass edge  and manage to flick the cut grass onto the lawn to be collected by the  mower but it is noisy and you  risk  mangling any plants that lollop onto the grass. Edging shears are an alternative and I hate them with a vengeance, they seem to blunt so quickly (overnight in the shed even) and  are so slow and awkward.
All this has obviously been  a problem for a long time and one  that  has set many engineers thinking.        Here are three of their solutions.   


This little beauty  collects the cuttings as well.  


'Scuse the disembodied arm, there was nowhere to 
lean the the machine.



This is pretty self-explanatory though if you squint it looks like a big eyed cartoon bird. 




This one acts like a very small cylinder  mower on its side.
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At Kent County Show  there  were some  fabulous agricultural  exhibits both ancient and modern. 

This strapping woman was a huge seed drilling machine though with a bit of  sci- fi imagination it could just as easily be something waiting  to suck your brains out -  or Darth Vader's Mother



The back end  of a tracked tractor. What a shade of red this is! Lipstick for tractors.





I can't remember what this implement  was but again what a colour. Maybe there is a special palette of colours for tractor enthusiasts - let me know.  
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The Weeping Elephant
( or maybe it just had a runny nose)

I work at  Whichford Pottery where they produce   traditional handmade terracotta pots   but also  terracotta elephants in a range of sizes. During a dry spell in the  summer I noticed this  sad looking  elephant   had what looked like tears dripping from its trunk. I was worried we might have a   crying  Maddona  sort of thing going on, you know  how it is with manifestations, and that we might start getting   hordes of pilgrims arriving if I told anyone, so I  didn't.  Not that I was convinced it was a miracle anyway.    



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'ear! 'ear!
An unknown fungus on  Buddleja 







That reminds me, must buy more Q-tips


Thanks for reading.